gbjk | D'oh.
gbjk | I have a cable tie stuck around my tongue.
ilmari | why on earth did you do that?
gbjk | I really thought that, because of the narrowing and slippery nature of it, there was no way this could happen.
gbjk | Now normally I'd slide a stanley knife into the catch and untie it...
gbjk | It's just...
teejay | gbjk, do you feel a bit stupid?
teejay | because you should
* mst collapses laughing
* mst tries to remember what gbjk's minions IRC as
rml | photo please
gbjk | I can't stick my tongue out far enough to get the cable tie on the other side of my teeth...
gbjk | If I could I think I might be able to pull it out.
gbjk | And here's the big problem...
gbjk | My resolution paths are somewhat limited by a key factor:
gbjk | I'm on the phone in a telephone conference.
teejay | nooo
gbjk | I was bored.... hence the fucking around in the first place.
teejay | priceless
gbjk | It's amazing how far you can get with "uh huh"
ilmari | gbjk: can you speak comprehensibly?
gbjk | ilmari: You want me to TRY? What if it didn't work.
joel | gbjk : bwahaha