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TeeJay (2309)

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Journal of TeeJay (2309)

Friday May 25, 2007
09:43 AM

overheard in

[ #33348 ]

gbjk | D'oh.
gbjk | I have a cable tie stuck around my tongue.
ilmari | why on earth did you do that?
gbjk | I really thought that, because of the narrowing and slippery nature of it, there was no way this could happen.
gbjk | Now normally I'd slide a stanley knife into the catch and untie it...
gbjk | ... but this is a situation where I don't think I'll get that kind of access. Probably have to use side cutters.
gbjk | It's just...
teejay | gbjk, do you feel a bit stupid?
gbjk | ... I'm trying not to let any @minions see what a complete idiot I am.
teejay | because you should :)
* mst collapses laughing
* mst tries to remember what gbjk's minions IRC as
rml | photo please :)
gbjk | I can't stick my tongue out far enough to get the cable tie on the other side of my teeth...
gbjk | If I could I think I might be able to pull it out.
gbjk | And here's the big problem...
gbjk | My resolution paths are somewhat limited by a key factor:
gbjk | I'm on the phone in a telephone conference.
teejay | nooo
gbjk | I was bored.... hence the fucking around in the first place.
teejay | priceless
gbjk | It's amazing how far you can get with "uh huh"
ilmari | gbjk: can you speak comprehensibly?
gbjk | ilmari: You want me to TRY? What if it didn't work.
joel | gbjk : bwahaha

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