This is the last issue of Sys Admin you will receive. Your subscription has run its course! Still we knew you wanted to have access to the only magazine devoted 100% to UNIX information, so we are giving you a final opportunity to renew your Sys Admin subscription. Perhaps you were unaware of the previous renewal reminders or have been deliberating on whether or not to renew, but time is short, so act on this chance to ensure that this is not your last issue!
I just know that they're going to send me two more "last chances". "Ooops, your subscription has expired, are you sure you didn't mean to renew?"