The conversation hasn't happened yet, but the heaters... uh.. boat anchors... uh.. anvils... no.. that's not it... here we are... computers, really are here. And I don't have a hernia from carrying them upstairs alone.
They are dot-com remains, newly rescued from a data center. And they're for sale! New, I estimate they'd be worth more than a nice car. I'll let you have them for a lot less! Extra discounts available if you come pick them up.
Contact me via email... robert at perl.org