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Robrt (1414)

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Journal of Robrt (1414)

Tuesday February 24, 2004
01:20 PM

Hardcore Perl

[ #17599 ]

Truth is stranger than fiction. And spam. Well, spam is stranger than truth.

We received the following message today, with the subject: "Business / Traffic Proposal for perl.org". Needless to say, I will not be responding positively.

Dear Webmaster:

My name is Kay and I'm an account rep for ----core-----.com. I saw your site perl.org listed on HotBot under the term "ass gallery" and I just wanted to take a moment to introduce our affiliate program to you. As you probably know, we are one of the largest and best adult affliate programs on the Net today, offering webmasters over 55+ hot converting sites to promote and paying $40 for every sale.

You will find our sites convert extremely well, with new sites added weekly!

(Here are a few of our top converting domains)

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I would like to speak to you about utilizing our sites in some of your current advertising spots. Please keep in mind that I'm only asking you to compare our conversions against your current lagging sponsors and not asking to remove or replace them with us. I am truly confident that you will make more money with our program. As a matter of fact, I believe that you'll be so happy with the conversions that you'll want to use us on all your sites!

Please feel free to ICQ, call or email me at anytime. I invite you to visit http://www.----Core-----.com and take a peek at our program.

Kashka Burrowes
Account Manager
www.----core-----.com
Toll Free 866.---.3589
ICQ# 146222---

P.S. - To remove yourself from future correspondance, simply reply to this email or call 866.---.3589 during normal business hours.

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  • You should write her back...No, no, the OTHER kind of ass! :)
  • Just for kicks, I asked [hotbot.com] hotbot what on *.perl.org might possibly match the phrase "ass gallery": this [perl.org] did.

    I'm not sure what's funnier -- that link exchange request, or the page that led to the hit.