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Purdy (2383)

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Bleh - not feeling creative right now. You can check me out on PerlMonks [perlmonks.org].

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Thursday May 09, 2002
02:30 PM

Zoolander

[ #4798 ]
I watched Zoolander last week and it had me in stitches! I watched it twice (much to the Casey's chagrin), just so I could pull off some quotes:

Other Guy Model: You know what would really help you sort through all these problems?
Derek: No?
The Other 3 Models in Chorus: An Orange Mocha Frappacino!!

Reporter: Magnum? Can you show that to me?
Derek: Oh, no.. it's no way near being ready. I shouldn't even be talking about it.
[I like using this whenever mgmt. asks me about one of my IT projects]

Hansel: So there I was rappelling on Mt. Vesuvius and I slipped and started to fall. I was falling and hurtling towards the ground, thinking I was going to die ... my life flashing before my eyes. Then I thought to myself, 'Hanson, you've been smoking peyote for 6 days straight ... this could be all in your head.'
Derek: And?
Hansel: It was! I've never even been to Mt. Vesuvius!!

Maybe now you can see I have a warped sense of humor. I'd highly recommend it if you like that type of thing. I guess I now owe Casey one of those "chick flicks" ... wonder if Spider-Man will count? ;)

Jason

PS: No, I won't start addressing my 'blog to Mugatu. ;)

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