Well, I've never been to Boca Raton before, but that won't stop me from trying to be creative.
Anyway, I just get this e-mail from my boss (out of the blue):
Would you take a look at this conference and consider going:
The developer of Bricolage is giving a presentation on the system, and I thought it might be a good intro into it.
So it looks like I'm going to a YAPC for the first time! Pretty excited and looking forward to meeting fellow JAPHies and learning a lot.