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Ovid (2709)

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Stuff with the Perl Foundation. A couple of patches in the Perl core. A few CPAN modules. That about sums it up.

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Thursday January 12, 2006
04:14 PM

Ovid, the famous psychic

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On the off chance that you have my phone number, you'll note that my voicemail message states "This is Ovid, the famous psychic. I know what you want, so hang up."

You'd be astonished at how many people have hung up without leaving a message only to later be surprised when I call them back (I'm not making this up. The joys of caller ID). However, I realize that in order to prove that I am a psychic I need to make predictions, so here are my mine for 2006.

  1. When "Perl Hacks" is published, it will be front-paged on /.
  2. Someone on that forum will claim the title is redundant (or something along those lines).
  3. That comment will be modded +5, Funny.¹

1. Because somehow, geeks think jokes are funnier after the 2,173rd time they're told. Personally, I find that repeating the same joke over and over just gives me bell tower/deer rifle fantasies. Let's just keep this between us, though. I wouldn't want Homeland Security to get confused and and pay me a visit (do you think they chose "Homeland" because "Fatherland" was already used?)

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