On the off chance that you have my phone number, you'll note that my voicemail message states "This is Ovid, the famous psychic. I know what you want, so hang up."
You'd be astonished at how many people have hung up without leaving a message only to later be surprised when I call them back (I'm not making this up. The joys of caller ID). However, I realize that in order to prove that I am a psychic I need to make predictions, so here are my mine for 2006.
1. Because somehow, geeks think jokes are funnier after the 2,173rd time they're told. Personally, I find that repeating the same joke over and over just gives me bell tower/deer rifle fantasies. Let's just keep this between us, though. I wouldn't want Homeland Security to get confused and and pay me a visit (do you think they chose "Homeland" because "Fatherland" was already used?)