I suspect that most of you are not familiar with Santacon, particularly since the "tradition" is only a few years old. Basically, a few hundred Santas converge on the center of a city and have a pub crawl. It confuses the pedestrians, overwhelms the bartenders, and garners us our own police escort. If we wanted to hand out gifts, there were gifts for children in a white bag and gifts for adults in a black bag. We were warned not to confuse the two lest Santa get in trouble with the authorities.
In case it's not stunningly obvious, I'm the gentleman in the black trench with red fur. One might thing the cup in my hand contained coffee. One would be wrong. It was quite a fun day.
And on a side note: this morning I received a spam with the subject of ARRAY(0x84334a4).