I'm polishing my OSCON proposal. Naturally, it's about logic programming in Perl. Given my personal writing style, bits of it are a tad colorful. Given my personal typo style, one bit of it is a tad off-colorful. In fact, due to a horrifying mangling of a word, I managed to write up a rather sexually suggestive OSCON proposal. Oops. Thank dog I'm proofreading.