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Stuff with the Perl Foundation. A couple of patches in the Perl core. A few CPAN modules. That about sums it up.
Person 1: Those are some interesting optimizations. Why are you doing them?
Person 2: Well, I've never worked with a database table with a billion records before.
Yes, he said "billion". Yikes.
Most of them only have one good song apiece.
I wish I had thought of that punchline :)
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