DSL is installed and working. I'm now transfering domain names over to Low Cost Domain Names, and will get DNS from a friend in London. Yay!
Meanwhile, if you're a desperate AxKit user, you can get at the site via http://22.214.171.124/.
Oh, and when I turned on my web server it took 8 minutes before I was hit with Nimda attempts. Nice. (oh, but if you want a 100% anti-virus guarantee for catching all known and un-known email-born viruses, let me know, as I get a referrer percentage