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I work for MessageLabs [messagelabs.com] in Toronto, ON, Canada. I write spam filters, MTA software, high performance network software, string matching algorithms, and other cool stuff mostly in Perl and C.

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Sunday December 02, 2007
09:41 AM

Joke

[ #35028 ]

What goes: Bump bump bump bump bump splash

Answer: Me falling down the basement stairs with 2 drinks in my hand.

Mother %^&#$%@! did that ever hurt.


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  • I had a co-worker do that a few years ago. She died.
    • Yikes :-(

      Well I didn't die - thankfully my butt has plenty of padding (though very bruised now). It sure makes you aware of your fragility though.
      • It also reminds me to watch what I say. The day before Kathy went home she had an argument with our boss who said "I wish you would just die!". He was so very ashamed at having said that after the fact.
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