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Matts (1087)

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I work for MessageLabs [] in Toronto, ON, Canada. I write spam filters, MTA software, high performance network software, string matching algorithms, and other cool stuff mostly in Perl and C.

Journal of Matts (1087)

Tuesday March 05, 2002
05:07 AM


[ #3300 ]

I want to setup a couple of web sites. I've been thinking about this for a while now, and I think it's time has come (probably long past).

The sites will be and, and be dedicated to those shaved head wannabes who mod and tune their tiny wee cars to look like serious twatmobiles, and put massive great big stereos in them so they can scare the pidgeons.

I'm sure they'd all appreciate a site like that for them to show off their twatness.

At the bottom of every page in bold will be the text: "It's still a (clio|saxo), moron!"

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  • You'll be pleased to know that shaved head wannabe's are alive and kicking on this side of the pond too. Over here they like to use Honda Civic's. So, I'd like to add to your list :-)

    I'm not sure what a Saxo is though as they didn't make those the last time I lived in England ('95), if they're anything like the Renault Clio then I know exactly what you mean :-)
  • I was just about to mention that when I noticed that someone else had mentioned it.

    Back home in Australia, there are a lot of these asian guys buying stock asian cars and putting lots of go fast gear on them and these huge stereos in them... when you know that as soon as they pump up the volume, the car is going to start bouncing along the road.

    At least if you are going to do shite like that... get a car with some decent street cred... not a 'hyundai' or a 'daewoo' or a 'honda civic' (no offense Matt, b

  • You do realize that "twat" is slang for "pussy" here in the U.S., right?
  • Dance floors, on all the talk shows
    Hot dogs, No-Doz, hot sex in back rows
    You know, Hyundais tricked out
    In Christmas in July
    6.2%, yeah, you fill in the blanks
    It's tricky, tutti frutti, automatic bzooty
    We are mixing bizness with leather

    -- Beck, "Hollywood Freaks" []

  • wondering why people would be tricking out their PDAs
    "It's still a [clio], moron!"