I want to setup a couple of web sites. I've been thinking about this for a while now, and I think it's time has come (probably long past).
The sites will be www.twatsinsaxos.com and www.twatsinclios.com, and be dedicated to those shaved head wannabes who mod and tune their tiny wee cars to look like serious twatmobiles, and put massive great big stereos in them so they can scare the pidgeons.
I'm sure they'd all appreciate a site like that for them to show off their twatness.
At the bottom of every page in bold will be the text: "It's still a (clio|saxo), moron!"