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Matts (1087)

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I work for MessageLabs [messagelabs.com] in Toronto, ON, Canada. I write spam filters, MTA software, high performance network software, string matching algorithms, and other cool stuff mostly in Perl and C.

Journal of Matts (1087)

Thursday November 15, 2001
06:49 AM

Flamage

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I'm in a flaming mood. I'm not sure why. We have a cat like this.

Sometimes the cat (Bailey) just wanders around the house, meowing really loudly. Then he'll come and pretend he wants petting, even sit on your lap. Then after a couple of seconds will tear off, taking half your skin with him. He gets these really dark dark eyes when he's like that. Normally he has brown eyes. It's really strange. Cats are great.

I think I have dark eyes today. I feel like replying to every post online everywhere. Usenet, Slashdot, use.perl, mailing lists. Every reply seems to be a flame. My posts start off OK, like I want to reply nicely (sit on lap), then I rip the poster a new one (skin off) towards the end. I think I should go into hiding until I come out of this mood. Maybe I'm infected with cat-ism.

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  • You just have PMS. Women don't have the corner on the market for being bitchy. Have some chocolates, a few midol and watch a sappy movie, you'll feel better in no time. :)