I am reminded of the crowds at Canadian national curling events. There's always at least one really loud person in the upper seats that yells out "POLAR POWER!" then pulls a string through a coffee can to imitate the sound of a moose.
I kid you not. God bless this country.
I'm not 100% sold on the way I have things designed, but I've had some people show some interest in the module, so I hope to get some feedback soon.