A Consultant comes in to a company that practices XP. He talks to one of the team leads:
Consultant: Hey, I hear you guys do XP! Great! So you pre-write your unit tests?
Team Lead: Well, no.
C: Well, do you do pair-programming?
TL: Well, um, no.
C: Well, do you have stand-up meetings at the end of every day?
TL: Well, not exactly, no.
C: So what's XP about it?
TL: Well, for starters, we don't write documentation...