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Beatnik (493)

Beatnik
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A 29 year old belgian who likes Mountain Dew, Girl Scout Cookies, Tim Hortons French Vanilla Flavoured Cappucinno, Belgian beer, Belgian chocolate, Belgian women, Magners Cider, chocolate chipped cookies and Perl. Likes snowboarding, snorkling, sailing and silence. Bach can really cheer him up! He still misses his dog.

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In his superhero time (8.30 AM to 5.30 PM), he works on world peace.

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Tuesday September 20, 2005
08:46 AM

Patented idea of the day #873935

[ #26801 ]
Earpiercings with something inside.. I'm thinking, for instance, about those huge rings in your ear and sticking a watch inside it.

I confess that the orignal idea had something to do with the Big Ben, a Prince Albert and a cukoo's clock. I blame Tim!

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  • huge rings in your ear and sticking a watch inside it.

    Er... wouldn't that leave you with one ear bigger than the other one, by the end of the day? :-\
    • Well, NOT if you use my patented counterbalance for clock ear piercings! Besides, there is no crime in wearing two watches :) If some fancy designer comes up with this idea in a few years, I can always point them to my post..
    • That gives you a watch that your friends can use to tell the time (if you let them get close enough) but which you can't use yourself (unless it has a "speak" option). A timeless classic.

      Maybe you should insert a laser pointer instead.

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