Getting drunk faster but not liking it
Make more noisy when I fry food in bed
Getting drunk on regular occasions while stuck in traffic
Impress my friends more often with my love
Dont look at me.. I'm not making this up!
My real resolutions include taking risks and chances more often, getting a new job, getting (not finding) a new girlfriend (should't be THAT hard), being kinder to myself and others, make new friends, don't loose old friends, look up even older friends, make a truckload of money, don't break a leg while boarding, getting my foot stuck in my mouth not so often.