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Beatnik (493)

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A 29 year old belgian who likes Mountain Dew, Girl Scout Cookies, Tim Hortons French Vanilla Flavoured Cappucinno, Belgian beer, Belgian chocolate, Belgian women, Magners Cider, chocolate chipped cookies and Perl. Likes snowboarding, snorkling, sailing and silence. Bach can really cheer him up! He still misses his dog.

Project Daddy of Spine [], a mod_perl based CMS.

In his superhero time (8.30 AM to 5.30 PM), he works on world peace.

Journal of Beatnik (493)

Tuesday November 02, 2004
05:09 AM

Spam of the day..

[ #21645 ]
The Holy Bible of the Resurrection
Description: In the year 2000, God's New Law was declared. The Holy Bible of the Resurrection is the New Testament along with a new book entitled God's New Law, which bears testimony of prophecy fulfilled, prophecy to be, and the decommissioning of traditional religion so God may dwell with all those who believe. God's New Law is the last book of the bible and heralds the birth of God's religion without doctrine.

It even has a What's New section!

What's new in God's New Law

New prophecy.

Homosexuality forgiven. (much alike adultery)

Fornication forgiven.

Churches sanctioned to become autonomous.

Televangelism admonished.

Eden restored.

Gay marriage blessing.

The decommissioning of doctrine.

Tangible predictions. (ie. Google's stock price in 10 years, Supreme Court rulings)

The golden rule as religion.

Wow! A religion with a book this good.. It even has tangible predictions!! Screw you atheism! I'm joining the church of the holy Google stock options!

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  • ...that God is changing his ways for us instead of US changing for him. Finally things are the way they're supposed to be. *sigh*
  • Interesting. I believe that the New Testament (sans new "last" book) mandated that each church (congregation) is to be autonomous.

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