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Beatnik (493)

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A 29 year old belgian who likes Mountain Dew, Girl Scout Cookies, Tim Hortons French Vanilla Flavoured Cappucinno, Belgian beer, Belgian chocolate, Belgian women, Magners Cider, chocolate chipped cookies and Perl. Likes snowboarding, snorkling, sailing and silence. Bach can really cheer him up! He still misses his dog.

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In his superhero time (8.30 AM to 5.30 PM), he works on world peace.

Journal of Beatnik (493)

Sunday March 07, 2004
05:38 PM

Sex and romance questions...

[ #17797 ]
The following questions were answered by 500 flemish citizens and are supposed to show how the average population thinks about sex and romance.

Your 14 year old daughter has her first boyfriend and asks you if she can start taking the pill. Do you allow her? 73% says Yes

You're tired and decide to go to bed early. Your partners goes to bed an hour later and you notice he/she is in the mood for sex. Do you fake being asleep? 24% says Yes

Did you ever pay for sex toys, movies, websites, etc? 12% has

You're single. At a reception, you meet a stranger to whom you are attracted. He/she offers having a one-night stand. Do you agree? 30% agrees

It's valentine and you're in bed. Your partners enters the bedroom, wearing edible underwear. Will you taste it? 69% will

A millionair offers you one million euros for a one-night stand with your partner. Do you agree? 14% agrees

You, and not your partner, gets offered one million euros to spend the night with a millionair. Do you agree? 19% agrees

You're at a party and your partner (who is drunk) is french kissing someone. Do you find it less offencing if he/she is kissing someone of the same gender? 43% finds it less offencing

Is an orgasm necessary while having sex? 37% thinks so

You're in a sauna and notice that one of your co-workers of the opposite gender is also present. Do you keep your towel on? 57% does

You're on a first date and fall in love with your date. Do you sleep with that person after the first date? 15% does

You work in the same company as your partner. All other employees have left and you're in the mood for sex. Do you have sex at work? 30% will

You have a new girl/boyfriend for the past 3 weeks. He/she suggests filming while you have sex. Do you agree? 11% agrees

Do you find yourself to be a good lover? 87% says Yes

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  • Your 14 year old daughter has her first boyfriend and asks you if you can start taking the pill.

    I'd be a lot more comfortable if she was the one taking it. I'll probably just get bigger boobs, no?

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    xoa

  • You're at a party and your partner (who is drunk) is french kissing someone. Do you find it less offencing if he/she is kissing someone of the same gender? 43% finds it less offencing

    Ah, I can see now that 43% of those surveyed were MEN. ;)

  • You're single. At a reception, you meet a stranger to whom you are attracted. He/she offers having a one-night stand. Do you agree? 30% agrees

    meanwhile...

    You, and not your partner, gets offered one million euros to spend the night with a millionair. Do you agree? 19% agrees

    So... they are more likely to sleep with the person if not offered money?
    • So... they are more likely to sleep with the person if not offered money?

      That makes sense, sleeping for money is prostitution, something most people don't want to get into, while a hypothetical one-night stand with someone to whom you are attracted is a common fantasy.