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Beatnik (493)

Beatnik
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A 29 year old belgian who likes Mountain Dew, Girl Scout Cookies, Tim Hortons French Vanilla Flavoured Cappucinno, Belgian beer, Belgian chocolate, Belgian women, Magners Cider, chocolate chipped cookies and Perl. Likes snowboarding, snorkling, sailing and silence. Bach can really cheer him up! He still misses his dog.

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In his superhero time (8.30 AM to 5.30 PM), he works on world peace.

Journal of Beatnik (493)

Tuesday August 19, 2003
02:02 AM

Tucan Kid "Pertinent Question 49 (out of 80)"

[ #14197 ]

Is it easy to seduce Brazilian women or should I go to Poland instead?

Dear Tucan Kid... I have no idea about either but in my humble opinion, belgian women are by far the most complex I've come across...

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  • well... (Score:3, Funny)

    by hfb (74) on 2003.08.19 2:54 (#23276) Homepage Journal

    considering you had to ask me if one of the people at yapc was female or not, you might be better off in Brazil where fewer clothes will reduce the guesswork for you. :)

    • Well, you have to admit it was REALLY vague :D
      • You haven't seen vague, yet :)

        • Well uhm try me :)

          In 99,9% of the cases, I can spot the women from the men... but I can always use some practice.

          I'm too shy to verify it anyway. Some friends of mine are convinced I'm a casanova (I checked my MSN logs to make sure I used the right word here), but I'm really really really shy. The way I convinced myself to talk to an entire room in Paris was to pretend the room was actually an Iraqi Lesbians Orgy :p
  • The answer is simply. Poland. Women in Poland tend to be either dark haired, with beautiful dark hair and an olive complexion, OR, blonde haired with blue eyes. Poles in general are also lovely people, and the beer's cheap.