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Beatnik (493)

Beatnik
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A 29 year old belgian who likes Mountain Dew, Girl Scout Cookies, Tim Hortons French Vanilla Flavoured Cappucinno, Belgian beer, Belgian chocolate, Belgian women, Magners Cider, chocolate chipped cookies and Perl. Likes snowboarding, snorkling, sailing and silence. Bach can really cheer him up! He still misses his dog.

Project Daddy of Spine [sf.net], a mod_perl based CMS.

In his superhero time (8.30 AM to 5.30 PM), he works on world peace.

Journal of Beatnik (493)

Friday August 15, 2003
05:52 PM

"Hey you sucker"

[ #14145 ]
I got the following SPAM...

Hey Asshole,

While you are stinking poor schmuck trying to earn $20 dollars at your fucking job you miss the cool investment opportunity we just started. Want to know how to earn 10% a day on your spend? Visit our site:

*SNIP*

You can decide not to visit it, but it's not a surprise - you are a LOOOOOSER!!!
You can become a winner!!!
Just visit:

*SNIP*

If you are a real looser ass stay away dont click our link at:

*SNIP*

This is for winners only!!!!

Now, I must say this is the most original way so far to get me to do something about this.

D'OH!

And now for something completly different. We've been cleaning out the back yard today, making a large passage in the hedge so the guests can pass through it to the neighbours yard. He'll have a BBQ, a fruit punch bar and the discobar. We'll have a cocktailbar and an internet access point where the guests can leave messages and see live camera feed. The site should go online within the next few hours. URL will be posted when it does. Party is scheduled to start at 7 PM CET, august 16th. We hope to find a good spot on the wall so we can use duct tape to attach the webcam. Another webcam should be installed near the discobar. Our guest list has gone up to about 70 people.
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