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Beatnik (493)

Beatnik
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A 29 year old belgian who likes Mountain Dew, Girl Scout Cookies, Tim Hortons French Vanilla Flavoured Cappucinno, Belgian beer, Belgian chocolate, Belgian women, Magners Cider, chocolate chipped cookies and Perl. Likes snowboarding, snorkling, sailing and silence. Bach can really cheer him up! He still misses his dog.

Project Daddy of Spine [sf.net], a mod_perl based CMS.

In his superhero time (8.30 AM to 5.30 PM), he works on world peace.

Journal of Beatnik (493)

Sunday April 27, 2003
11:05 AM

Huge party and I was working :O

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I spend most of friday evening talking and watching a movie. I went home around midnight but continued the talk online. I went bed til around 1.30 AM and slept rather late. For some reason, I had a 2 hour phone call with one of my best friends and rushed out of the house around 20 to 7 to work a bit at a local (but rather large) party. There were quite a few of local popstars and a few international ones. I spent most of the time selling tickets so I didn't really see a thing. We did get free drinks (as in free software), a shirt and a nice paycheck. Loads of purty women went inside.. and some men too (altho I didn't pay all that much attention to them). Afterwards, we cleaned out the VIP lounge and the foyer, dragged a huge plastic bag across the main party hall and helped a bit at the bar. BTW: Those small bottles of champagne are Yummi.

And now for something completly different...

How to seduce a woman?

Compliment her

Cuddle her

Kiss her

Caress her

Love her

Stroke her

Tease her

Comfort her

Protect her

Hug her

Hold her

Spend money on her

Wine and dine her

Buy things for her

Listen to her

Care for her

Support her

Go the the ends of the world for her


How to seduce men?

Show up naked

Bring beer


Why didn't I have this list sooner?? :P
Well, OK. I confess... That list works on regular women :) but she's special :|

And then I saw her face
now I'm a believer

-- Smashmouth - I'm a believer
-- Shrek soundtrack

White beer makes me drunk

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  • And then I saw her face
    now I'm a believer

    -- Smashmouth - I'm a believer
    -- Shrek soundtrack

    The lyrics come from an old '60'ies popgroup "The Monkees", who had a large number of hits. I'm a believer was one of their bigger - a sample can be heard here [flexquarters.com] (I found it on The Monkees [monkees.net].
    They had a highly rated TV-show, where they fooled around, sang songs, and generally made fools of themselves - all very 60-ish.
    It does sometimes feel as if I am ancient when my old favourites reappear for the second or third t

    • The lyrics come from an old '60'ies popgroup "The Monkees"
      Indeed. The song was actually written by Neil Diamond, who was a popular crooner in the 70's. See here [vex.net], for a list of his most famous hits.
    • I don't need to try to find a sample online, I have the CD and it is in my MP3 library. :-)