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Beatnik (493)

Beatnik
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http://www.ldl48.org/

A 29 year old belgian who likes Mountain Dew, Girl Scout Cookies, Tim Hortons French Vanilla Flavoured Cappucinno, Belgian beer, Belgian chocolate, Belgian women, Magners Cider, chocolate chipped cookies and Perl. Likes snowboarding, snorkling, sailing and silence. Bach can really cheer him up! He still misses his dog.

Project Daddy of Spine [sf.net], a mod_perl based CMS.

In his superhero time (8.30 AM to 5.30 PM), he works on world peace.

Journal of Beatnik (493)

Sunday April 06, 2003
01:58 PM

Gossip #1

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pudge supposedly stated 'Mac OS X is Unix'. That remark resulted in riots, pudge's dog (Woz) being shaved clean and his garbage can raided for free MacPerl code. He added ' There is no MacOS. ', which led to thousands of Mac addicts everywhere to throw they computers thru the window.

In other news, some geek from the lovely town of Louvain denies owning a trophy for skirt chasing. We'll take his word on that one.

And in the local gossip column today, some poor guy checked into the Teddy Bear Clinic, to overwin his hugging addiction. Minutes after checking in, that same poor guy alledgly broke out indian-from-One-flew-over-the-Coockoo's-nest style by throwing a water fountain thru the window and running like Forrest Gump while Screaming 'NOOOOOOOO'.

So far for today's gossip column... Remember, you didn't hear it from us!
Good day and we'll see you back tomorrow, with some more, juicey stuff...

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