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Aristotle (5147)

Aristotle
  pagaltzis@gmx.de
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Journal of Aristotle (5147)

Saturday January 07, 2006
11:01 AM

Unfortunate googling

[ #28276 ]

Apparently, it’s surprisingly wacky to Google your first name, prepending “unfortunately”:

  • Unfortunately Aristotle was one of the exactly 100 articles done before this date – Sorry. :-(
  • Unfortunately Aristotle’s wife died about 10 years after their marriage.
  • Unfortunately, Aristotle himself was too caught up in the prejudices of his own time to recognize that his argument refutes itself.
  • Unfortunately, Aristotle is less helpful here.
  • Unfortunately Aristotle is quite difficult to read.
  • Unfortunately, Aristotle’s ideas were quite useless when it came to firing cannons accurately.
  • Unfortunately Aristotle didn’t also warn me of another bit of wisdom that I later learned in the school of hard knocks.
  • Unfortunately, Aristotle’s is no longer a believable program.
  • But, unfortunately, Aristotle didn’t think that all of us were human.
  • Unfortunately, Aristotle’s syllogisms are deeply buried in most of our psyches.

The joys of having an extravagant first name…

But try this yourself, the results are pretty entertaining (for 2 minutes) regardless of name (so long as it’s your own).

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  • Very good...
    Unfortunately, JJ's tank was positioned right next to the trained and friendly killer whales...
    :-)
    • Unfortunately, Abigail Fillmore, an intelligent and educated woman, is one of our Nation’s most obscure First Ladies.
    • Unfortunately, Abigail's aunt has not kept her store up to the standards required by the Selwyn Avenue Antique Dealers Association
    • Unfortunately Abigail's ideas of the equality of women were far ahead of their time and it would be many years into the future before women would begin to ...
    • Unfortunately Abigail got an infection that destroyed her liver and led to liver failure. (title
  • Didn't work so well with my first name. :-) (being a verb in english and all).

    And my full name had no matches prepended with unfortunately, even if Google currently has more than a million pages with my name [dina.kvl.dk]. :-)

      - ask
    --

    -- ask bjoern hansen [askbjoernhansen.com], !try; do();

    • Yeah, your name isn’t extravagant so much as just weird-when-used-in-English. The joys of being a foreigner, I suppose. :-)

  • Unfortunately Kevin does not allow me to rent him out for healing sessions.
  • Unfortunately, Rhesa was adopted by another member a few years back and is unavailable.
  • Ha! Ha! Ha!

    If you can't laugh at your name, you don't take
    it seriously enough.

    Your name is too serious, not to be able to laugh
    at.

    A name is a name is a name.

    A name by any other name would smell as sweet.
  • ++Aristotle

    Unfortunately Carl Cox was recently taken ill and the Doctor has told him he cannot fly and to rest. This means that 3 weeks of gigs have now been cancelled ...

    Unfortunately, Carl's beautiful artwork transmits realistic stories in paranormal emissions to whoever stares long enough, which gets the stories started. ...

    Unfortunately, Carl has a gambling addiction and is. often short of cash. He borrowed $5000 from the same bank, has numerous other debts, and his ...

    Unfortunately Carl's first story f
    • There were plenty of berries for everybody's buckets and for the occasional berry fight (unfortunately, Carl and Cookmasta were lost to the Dark Side).

      Excellent. :-)

  • I'm not sure I want to know the context of this one, and I'm certainly not going to admit any truth to it...

    Unfortunately, Bluto then accidentally eats some himself and thinks Olive is a calf who needs branding.

  • Good one!

    Unfortunately, "Sidhekin" was not found prepended by "unfortunately" (hey, will this be indexed?), so I had to use my real name. The best two:

    Unfortunately, Eirik never reached the Holy Land; he fell ill of a fever and died in Cyprus, [...]

    Unfortunately Eirik doesn't come here... only Erlend, which seems A bit logical because this place is all about Erlend.
    --
    perl -e 'print "Just another Perl ${\(trickster and hacker)},";'
    The Sidhekin proves that Sidhe did it!