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Aristotle (5147)
Saturday January 07, 2006
11:01 AM
Unfortunate googling
Apparently, it’s surprisingly wacky to Google your first name, prepending “unfortunately”:
- Unfortunately Aristotle was one of the exactly 100 articles done before this date – Sorry.
- Unfortunately Aristotle’s wife died about 10 years after their marriage.
- Unfortunately, Aristotle himself was too caught up in the prejudices of his own time to recognize that his argument refutes itself.
- Unfortunately, Aristotle is less helpful here.
- Unfortunately Aristotle is quite difficult to read.
- Unfortunately, Aristotle’s ideas were quite useless when it came to firing cannons accurately.
- Unfortunately Aristotle didn’t also warn me of another bit of wisdom that I later learned in the school of hard knocks.
- Unfortunately, Aristotle’s is no longer a believable program.
- But, unfortunately, Aristotle didn’t think that all of us were human.
- Unfortunately, Aristotle’s syllogisms are deeply buried in most of our psyches.
The joys of having an extravagant first name…
But try this yourself, the results are pretty entertaining (for 2 minutes) regardless of name (so long as it’s your own).
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Re: Google (Score:1)
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didn't work so well... (Score:2)
And my full name had no matches prepended with unfortunately, even if Google currently has more than a million pages with my name [dina.kvl.dk].
- ask
-- ask bjoern hansen [askbjoernhansen.com], !try; do();
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Yeah, your name isn’t extravagant so much as just weird-when-used-in-English. The joys of being a foreigner, I suppose. :-)
Amusing (Score:2)
I'm an orphan (Score:1)
Life is too serious not to be able to laugh at (Score:1)
If you can't laugh at your name, you don't take
it seriously enough.
Your name is too serious, not to be able to laugh
at.
A name is a name is a name.
A name by any other name would smell as sweet.
Re: unfortunate googling. (Score:1)
Unfortunately Carl Cox was recently taken ill and the Doctor has told him he cannot fly and to rest. This means that 3 weeks of gigs have now been cancelled
Unfortunately, Carl's beautiful artwork transmits realistic stories in paranormal emissions to whoever stares long enough, which gets the stories started.
Unfortunately, Carl has a gambling addiction and is. often short of cash. He borrowed $5000 from the same bank, has numerous other debts, and his
Unfortunately Carl's first story f
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Excellent. :-)
Rather disturbing... (Score:1)
Unfortunately, Bluto then accidentally eats some himself and thinks Olive is a calf who needs branding.
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Sounds like an excerpt from a Popeye story.
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Hehehe… :-)
Ignoring the footballer(s) (Score:1)
Unfortunately, "Sidhekin" was not found prepended by "unfortunately" (hey, will this be indexed?), so I had to use my real name. The best two:
Unfortunately, Eirik never reached the Holy Land; he fell ill of a fever and died in Cyprus, [...]
Unfortunately Eirik doesn't come here... only Erlend, which seems A bit logical because this place is all about Erlend.
perl -e 'print "Just another Perl ${\(trickster and hacker)},";'
The Sidhekin proves that Sidhe did it!