I would like to announce my candidacy for the presidency of The Perl Foundation. My platform is as follows:
"Hi, I'd like to volunteer."
"Great! What would you like to do?"
"I don't know."
"How about X?"
"I don't want to do *that*."
"Hi, I'd like to volunteer to do Y."
"Great!" 1 month later: "Hey, how's Y going?"
Thanks for listening, and I look forward to your support in the 2002 elections!